Hai.

Mai name iz HANSEL.

Yoo all may no mez frum our old blogs.

A while ago we posted as Tesla & Hansel

After a bad run wif meetin da woofie- a long storee shorts, mommeh got bit really bad bai me an tesla.

Dis iz bite frum ME:

Dis one almos needed stitches. I did gud.

Dis iz wat i did ta mommeh's leg:

Dis iz wat TESLA did ta mommeh's hand:

Dis iz few days affer bites.

Da vets saz gif dem kittehs away- dem are not to be trusted.

Tesla went ta noo homes wif gud furrend an we can visit alla tim. Her still haz kitteh dere ta pway wif, an her can do anyfin her wants. Her offur kitteh rips carpets jus like tesla does. Dem are bad kittehs tageffer.

Da ladee came ta gits ME fur mai noo house. Anoffur gud furrend dat i no wells.

Mommeh saz when dat ladee came, 'yoo no can haz him!' an den i stayed.

I lif here now still wif mommeh an daddeh.

Woofie jus moved in dis mernin, an wif advice from dem loving CB beans- her did da ptu in-tro-duck-shun.

An i been hangin out in back rooms wif mommeh an daddeh, an woofie iz in his cage healin frum hims tutors.

I dun no wat dat means.

I dun wanna go bai woofie- but him iz confineds, an mommeh tells meh i can do wats i wants. an take mai tims.

But i been calmer and not az crazee wifout tesla. She made me nom fings. But since her gone, i been betteh kitteh.

Fings will werks outs fines.

Tesla will still make guest appearances on mai blogs. But her iz happee in noo homes toos.

ME iz back. AN ME makin MOD-ER-A-SHUN comments, no more meanies can hurt me an mommeh.

We iz still hurts, but we iz healin. Fanks fur all yoo supports, an i hopes dat mai furrends will be furrends agains.

me iz HANS