Monday, January 19, 2009

Mancat Mondeh

HAI
I MANCAT.
touf. vishus.
mancat.

WAT DAT SOUNDS?!

mommeh: jus woofie in odder room hansel. yoo iz safe and fine.

hans: mommeh... i dun no... i hear hims in dere.

Mommeh: Hansel, him iz blocked off an yoo iz safe.
i neffur effur let him eets yoo.
an him jus wans pway wif yoos.

hans: ok mommeh. i trust yoo.

Mommeh: so yoo gun stop hidin unner bed nows?

hans: MOMMEH DUN TELL MAI FURRENDS DAT!
I TOUF MANCAT!
I NEFFUR HIDE!


Mommeh: oh... dat right... i been hidin unner bed.

hans: dat right mommeh. i protectin yoos.

16 comments:

Louche Tabby said...

....can I ask you why....you're such a hairy guy?....you're hairy noon and night....

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

Hans, your Mommy is silly. You are not hiding under the bed. You are plotting to ambush unwary feet that walk by the bed. I do that all the time. ~Scylla the Amazon Queen

PS: I want to meet the woofie.

Hans, we hope you and the doggie become friends soon. We would love to meet him on your blog. ~Charybdis & Socks

Anonymous said...

Sometimes hiding under the bed is the wisest course of action for a tough Mancat, Hans.

Nomi said...

I am sure he really does only want to play with you Hans, but all in good time. Meanwhile, the bed is a good place to wait !

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I bet you are a fine protector.

PB 'n J said...

That's good of you to protect your Mommy that way Hans!

Daisy said...

Hans, I would be a little bit nervous, too, and I am FOUR years old. You are a very brave Mancat.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Hansel, it's ok to hide under the bed until you are comfortable in your home again. You had a big fright for such a little kitty and it will take time.
What pretty pictures of you. We are glad you came out long enough for mommeh to get them taken!

Anonymous said...

Lol..Hansel your a very brave and cute mancat :)

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

There is nothing wrong with lounging under the bed, Hans. Think of it as a mancat cave!!

Purrs Goldie

Parker said...

We know you are tough Hans!

Kelli said...

Hi Hans!
It's so nice of you to protect your mom. You look just like a cat that lives in my house, his name is Lynx. Him and the other cat ("Beta") stole my bloggy twice now! I hope things go better this time with the doggie, maybe you will even become friends!
-Tibby

White Dog Blog said...

Hansel,
Your mommy loves you so VERY much, I hope you appreciate her decision to keep you and love you...it was not easy. May you all, Ben the woofie, too, get comfortable with each other again and be a loving family.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Hans ... Are you sure that you're "tough" an' not "FLUFF"? I love your beautiful furs! You're a furry handsome ManCat, dood!
DMM

MaoMao said...

Those are superudper pickshures of you, Hans! You are such a handsum floofy mancat -- you make Momma say SQUEE! And don't worry, it's okeydokeys to hide undur the bed sometimes!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Karen Jo said...

Going under the bed is sometimes the best thing for a mancat to do, Hansel. You have to protect your Mommy against bed monsters, too. I hope that things work out well with you and the woofy.