Thursday, April 30, 2009

To Nom, or Not to Nom, that, is the ques-shun.

Mommeh waz gun git annofur blankie goin.
her got out her seasores.

Sumone dat looked like me, stoled dem.
Dat not really me in da picshure.

him smelled dem.
i watched in horror.
how did him git in wif such gud pro-tech-shun?

Tesla wasna doin a gud job. Her waz seepin.
Dee HANSEL impossur waz nommin mommeh's
seasores!

Frozen in pwace, i cudna stop him.
Affur all, me iz STILL in mancat trainin fur pro-tech-shun.
Me izna effun one yet!

NOM NOM NOM
saz dat hansel lookalike.

I cudna beleef mai eyes!

NOM NOM NOM NOM
boy dem shure tastes gud!
Dat odder cat saz, dem seasores
shure tastes gud!
not me, caz i didna do dis.
i innocent.

(* he did try to run off with the scissors, but i held on to the sharp pointy part
so he couldn't hurt himself. I don't mind if he noms the handle a little bit.
These were taken under supervision and we were very careful!
)

11 comments:

CCL Wendy said...

Handsome Hansel didn't "gnaw" NOT to plays wif seasores! He should not run wif dem eider. Tell him dat!

Hilarious pictures -- me really enjoyed dem.

The Island Cats said...

Hansel, I'm always nomming stuff I'm not suppose to...and it always gets me in trouble...but for some reason I never learn...

Just don't run with them scissors...

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Hansel I am sure there are safer things you could chew on!

Meowers from Missouri said...

dat ofur cat . . . he wouldn't be named hensal, would he? ;-D

PB 'n J said...

I try to steal Mommy's craft scissors too (they've got rubber bits that are really fun to chew). She says it's ok as long as I don't run with them - I don't want to run, I just wanna chew!

Jake

Shaggy and Scout said...

that look a like sure was enjoying nomming those seasores! But we know you are mommys best little helper!

Daisy said...

The rule is, no running with seasores. There is no rule against nomming seasores.

Asta said...

Hansel
You, ummm, I mean the Hansel impostow suwe looked like he enjoyed nommming those handles
hehehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

Don't you hate when imposters come in and set you up?Poor Hansel is all innocent.

Sweet Purrfections said...

I think that maybe Hansel (or that imposter) needs a woofie chew toy!

Kelli said...

Hi Hansel!
You'd better watch out for that Hansel impurrsonator! He looks just like you!
:) Tibby