Wordless Wednesday: A tale of a kitty and her box.

Tales on a tuesday.

Tadeh, i want to talk to yoo about a few fings.

Dats right, gaffer round.

Firs, i am queen of dis house.
Dun furgit dat.
Portant lesson.

Now, fink bout a nice fuzzeh dream seaquence.

Da odder week, i found a new furrend.
I wanted to smash him gud.
Mommeh said no.
(here me iz below welcome ta mai memorees)

He watched meh from outside.
Him made me real mad.
I mao mao maoed. Mommeh wud NOT let me smash him.

Look at him wavin at meh.
One deh mantis.
one deh.

Now dat iz ben's toy from comin home
from V-E-T place.
Mommeh bought him EVIL CANDEH CORN.

two dehs later...

had frough him out.
benneh ripped him opens.
how means.
I haf vishus woofie liffin here.
Furgits deers.
Watch out fur killer schnaus.

I'm jus gun play offur here on da chairs
wif mai sax
cuz him canna reach meh.

Mancat monday.

Mom was looking for a monday monday song to put on my blog this morning.
she couldn't find it.
I think she didn't look hard enough.
Instead,
we have 'california dreamin' another of mom's favorites.
But what about monday monday?
I think the player didn't want people listening to it,
after all it warns people about the dangers.

"Monday monday, can't trust that day"

Lets all just think about that.
If you can't trust it,
why do we have it?
Can't we discuss this with sunday and tuesday and just
cut monday right out?
After all, it's not trustworthy the song says.

I don't know about you,
but i'm going to watch my back.
I don't know what monday's doing.

The whole thing seems silly.
If i were president of the world,
i would remove lying monday. And replace it with another day.
hmm... what day...


I think i'll sleep on that.
afterall,
i can't enjoy monday.
He's tricky.

Easy Sunday morning rain.

I'm gonna roll around here with my great sax toy and i love it
it plays music!

Dad hates it!
:)
i'm gonna play more then.

Does anyone know if they're having the big halloween costume contest
again this year?
We all have our costumes and are really excited!
(image below is NOT my costume.)

Photo Hunters #13: Twisted

This photo hunters theme is TWISTED!

Here i am, twisted in the air catching the cat dancer!
I love being twisted !

Hansel does not do this when he is catching it.

Here i am again, twisted for the dancer!
YARRRRR!

Here is my best twisted ninja kick!
hi YA!

Look at me, here i am NOT twisted .

Here is hansel's version of twisted .
I say it's cute,
but BORING in comparison to MY twisted .

cat dancers are my favorite toy ever.
They are fun and bouncy.
And jingle!

Hansel is very pushy and tries to steal my dancer. However,
he just doesn't have what it takes to become twisted
and catch it.

When playing with it, you must forget about modeling,
and just try to catch it.
You can show off your twisted moves,
but,
Beans are looking for cute.
This is me being cute.

Hansel tries being cute.
He thinks this will win him the dancer.
He just doesn't get it.

It is also normal to feel tired after
becoming twisted .

Sometimes, you just can't seem to catch it like you want to.
Then you can give your mom bean dirty looks.
It's allowed.

Here i am slightly twisted .

Hansel is very lazy. he's only twisted on the ground.
he never moves unless it's for food.

This is as far as he got off the ground.
it's not very twisted .

This, is twisted .

Here i am preparing to be twisted again.

Sooner or later,
after lots of twisted jumping....

You'll have your twisted victory!!!!

Finally Friday with Tesla.

Mommeh.
I jus wanna be left lone peas.

peas mommeh?

Dun tell hansel me iz here.
Him will come boffur me.

NO HANSEL PEAS GO WAY!

I haaaaaaaates yooo!

Mommeh, i hated dat. Dun show no one mai picshures
of hansel baffin me.

Touf kittehs dun let offur kittehs baff dem.
an me iz touf. Will ruin mai images.

Mommeh. if yoo show anyones...
i will kill yoos.

I canna beleef i didna win dat catwalk mommeh.
who cud resist mai eyeballs?

Mai cuteness?

Mai charm?

Mai purrsonalitees?

mai face?!

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