HANSEL

HANSEL FUR PRESSIDENTS!



Follow meh kittehs!
i will gif yoo noms.
i promise temtayshuns.
i promise ta luf yoo alls.

i wud rule wif lufs.

AN hansumness.

VOTE FUR HANSEL!

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Thursdeh Thirten: things bout da woofie.

Thirten fings bout dat woofie.
by Hansel da kitteh.

1. Him haz taken offur da kit-shun.
I haz ta spy.
Mommeh saz i been doin so gud, can leaf up dat boxie dat blocks so i can peeks.

2. Hims eyes haf small lazee beams like mine sumtims.
Not as fective dough.

3. Him eets here. When him leafs fud... i EETS it.

4. Sumtims, him gits his ball stuck unner fings.
i do dis too sumtims.

Wat mom? i not closers.... jus watch dat woofie.

5. Him haz big beards. sumtims, water drips frum beards.

6. Him really really likes dat ball.
I like balls toos. But hims balls squeaks.
mai balls jingle.
...i like mine betteh...

7. sumtims, him canna acide wat toy ta pway wif.
i haz dis prollem too sumtims.

8. Him stands nice saz mommeh. I dun see big deal.

9. Him sumtims whines a lots.
Nnoys meh.

10. Him BITES hims toys. I do dat ta mine toos.

11. Always haz toy in mouf.

12. Him lays on da beddy fing when not in crates.

13. him smells funneh.

wat mommeh... i not comin closer, yoo jus blinds.

maybe dis not so scarey...?