Thoughts on a Thursday: Melon Troublz.

Daddeh waz happily cuttin sum honey doo melons.
We heard him cuttin.

So tesla waz offered sum first, caz her gots on da tablz first.
Stoopid tesla.
her turned her noses up.
SURPRISE.
jus like alwayz.
(by da wayz, mommeh jus noticed dat iz nakked girl on table- iz VICTORIAS SECRETS coupons dem sent her. IZ not dirty fings. Honests.)

Den mommeh let Benneh tries.
Benneh eeted it.
but benneh will eet ANYFIN.
Honests.
Him ate our poops out of our boxes once.
WAT iz dat benneh?
HAZ YOO NO MORALS?
So, if benneh eets it, an we DUN eet it, chances are,
iz caz it tastes like poops.

I am lookin at dis melons.
Umm... sum?
Pweese?

Oooo fanks mommeh... but dis no smell guds... smells like poops...
give mai piece ta benneh...

I can still haz hopes dat next piece not smell so bad yes?




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