Saturday Tales with Hansel Cat

So I shall tell you another story of when i liffed in the wilderness... like i did last week. 

I reminding you, that these are truff, and not made up not at all not even a little bit.

from this cats mouth:

"once long long ago, when i was liffing in the clearing in the forest, i met a small bunneh, no bigger than my toe. (yes he was that tiny the truff i tell)

I saz, I saz bunneh, what are you doing all the way over here all alone in my clearing?

and you know what that bunneh saz?

he saz, i'm stealing yoor fuds.

I was so shocked, my moufs fell open. 

i whapped him on the nose,

and then i kicked his butt.

jus kiddin.

i ated him. 

This has been a totally true tale with hansel von long kitteh.