Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tales On A Tuesday: The Fortress Collapse.

Tesla: I've been talking to mai stoopid broffur about our fortress.
Seems like his fat butt kurlapsed our fortress on us.
Right onto mai head.

We dun haf insure-ance on its.

Hansel: Maibees we can sells it sisfur.
Look- it haz great color....

an haz nice porch. see? yoo can lays on its.

Da roof jus needs a bit of fixin...

Maibee total make offur...

Tesla: no one iz gun buy dat yoo big stoopid.
We hassa invest in a noo house.

Look, i gots dis wif mai allowance.
Dun put yoor fat butt on da roof dis tim.

I can haz mai house down here again.
Yoo stay outs.

Haz nice mesh winnas so i can see effureefing.

HANSEL GIT OFF DA ROOF

Hansel: Ohhhh dis roof real softies.

Tesla: Well if yoo fink i'm gun lay unner dere while yoor
fat butt iz gun kurlapse our house again
yoo iz WRONG.
Stoopid fat butt.




14 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

MOL! The same thing happened to our house that looked just like yours. Ferris' big butt collapsed ours.

The Florida Furkids said...

Our house is looking like it might do that one day soon too.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Anonymous said...

MOL, MOL, MOL!!! What a funny post today really made us giggle! We don't have a housie yet (but mom says she's gonna out in a good word for us with Santa)

Amy & the house of cats said...

That is too funny! We would have a house like that but we do have some plus sized kitties in the house and so we decided it would be safer to not get one - and now we are glad we didn't get it. It is pretty cool looking though - we think you are lucky to have a cool hand out!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I would not be happy if the fortress collapsed on or under me! That is not a good thing!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I think a steel and hard plastic model will have to be next. Titanium maybe?

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hmm, just how fat is Hansel's butt? Speedy is not allowed above da first level of our club house cuz he is way to fat and will break it and den Zippy will hafta beat him up...

White Dog Blog said...

Maybe dad can enginner a solution that makes the roof sturdy enough to hold a proper mancat?

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

The post today made me smile.. Its lovely and brightens the day.. Love the house.. Hugs GJ xx

Anonymous said...

ooops!

Shaggy and Scout said...

You two are so cute today!
We can see that Tesla is an inside the fort cat and Hansel is an outside the fort cat! But outside cannot sit over inside or you get total collapse!

Mickey's Musings said...

Yikes!!!!!!!! We did not think that Hansel was that heavy!!!!!!! Maybe you can look into making your roof stronger so you will feel safe inside ;) We do not think Hans will stay off the roof ;)
Your new house is very nice looking Tesla :)
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Angel Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Wow! Looks like you all had an earth quake at your place or something. Hope no one was hurt when things kind of fell apart a little. You have a really nice getup there. I only have one little cube and I really enjoy it. I play in it a lot. Hope all holds up at your place.

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